A Truth Journal: Petraeus Scandal: Funny Colbert Weighs In Why America Is In Financial Ruin:
From Denny: Yeah, we all need a score card to keep up with the constantly unfolding Petraeus Affair of former CIA Director Gen. David Petraeus and his also married girlfriend, whom he has "known and mentored" for many years, Paula Broadwell.
Enter in the conniving loose cannon on deck, Jill Kelley, as former girlfriend to Petraeus and current girlfriend to Gen. John Allen, author of thousands of emails, and you have a real mess. It makes you wonder if Central Command is full of generals and chippies playing musical beds.
Both Broadwell and Kelley were busy girls. They were busy sleeping their way to the top of Central Command (CENTCOM) and possibly (strong probability) selling classified information. There is some compelling reason all involved have hired criminal lawyers, the best in the country. Of course, Petraeus is busy employing a public relations firm to rehab his name before the story ends. Who else commissions a Pew Poll to find out how much the public now hates you? Bizarre.
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